Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Serious Quiz ; 12:42
Alright another quiz. Taken from Huiying's Facebook. I did it seriously this time.90. First off, what is your name?
Chetan
89. What did you do last night?
4/1 BBQ. Sat in a Diamond Car. Wheeee
88. Do you have a best friend that you can talk to 24/7?
Yeah. Moi.
87. Do you have any siblings?
A sister.
86. How many years apart is your mom and dad?
5 years, 0 light years. Together forever. <3
85. Do you like someone?
Duh. Moi.
84. What does the 7th message in your text inbox say?
"Your curfew is now 1pm. Yes son, you have to leave school early." ~Mum
83. Who sits beside you in maths?
Mrs Lim bending over.
82. Where is your dad right now?
Earth
81. Do you burn incense?
No I smell it though
80. Do you have a problem?
With you
79. Who is the 5th person you got a missed call from?
Smoking hotline
78. Closest purple object?
I'm colour blind
79. Closest silver object?
A picture of a silver metal. Serious.
76. Closest yellow object?
A stain on my shirt.
75. Do you sing in the shower?
Not sing, but make weird noises.
74. What is bugging you right now?
Jeremy
73. How does your hair look right now?
Like Jeremy's
72. Do you know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner?
America sucks
71. When is the last time you said the pledge of allegiance?
America sucks
70. If you could kill someone, who would it be?
Jeremy
69. Do you have any fears?
Butterflies. Fat caterpillars with wings are terrifying.
68. What do you hear right now?
The computer
67. Do you like kangaroos?
I have a mainstream sexual orientation.
66. Can you roll your tongue?
No idea why it's called rolling, should be called u-shaping -.-
65. What are you wearing?
Nothing.
64. Who was the last person to message you?
Simin. I think.
63. Do you like emo kids?
No. Sorry Simin
62. Screamo or Country?
Country
61. Rock or Rap?
Rock
60. Polka or Disco?
1970s Disco
59. Flying or Driving?
Walking.
58. Who last called you?
Woodbridge reception. Making an appointment.
57. Was your Valentine's day nice?
Totally forgot that it existed.
56. What are you doing now?
Breathing.
55. Who was the last person you said I love you to?
Woah, too long ago to remember.
54. Would you die for someone?
Definitely not.
53. Would you date anyone from your work?
My work is schoolwork. The people who come out with this work are teachers. I would not date a teacher.
52. Do long distance relationships work?
No.
51. Do you have any pet peeves?
No.
50. Do you have to pee now?
Yes, but I'm doing this quiz, so my pants are wet.
49. When did you last talk to one of your siblings?
One hour ago. "Stop saying boys wear panties!"
48. What are you doing tomorrow?
Attending sister's birthday party.
47. Do you worry about getting older?
Looking forward to retirement.
46. Have you ever had an ingrown toenail?
No.
45. Do you pick your scabs?
Yes.
44. Ever drink your blood?
Yes. Bit my lip. Woohoo self-vampire.
43. Do your band aids have cartoons on them?
Yes.
42. Do you bite your nails?
No.
41. Do you wax your eyebrows?
I pluck them.
39. Do you check CelebPox.com for celebrity gossip?
lolwtf
38. Do you have a jar where you keep your loose change?
No. All goes into the gay coin pouch.
37. Do you own a pogo stick?
I didn't own one, but I OWNED one. (owned it = screwed it)
36. Ever gone a whole day without eating?
More than one.
35. Do you own ripped jeans?
My jeans has four holes. Two for the legs, one for the waist and one for the zip, so yeah.
34. What makes you crazy?
Jeremy
33. What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?
Get really hurt, because I asked that question many times and I got the "no"
32. Are you jealous a lot of the time?
Why should I be?
31. Do you use a calendar or day planner to schedule everything on?
I tried to, but I kept changing my schedule that I gave up.
29. Do you have ADD?
YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
28. Do you have low self esteem?
No. Yes. Depends.
29. Who can make you laugh during the hardest time?
Myself. Really.
26. What was the last thing you watched on TV?
News.
25. When was the last time you had professional pictures taken?
Graduation photo.
24. Have you done a whitening treatment on your teeth?
Nope.
23. What is your favorite movie?
Pay it forward. Excellent drama.
22. Who do you love?
Me.
21. What's playing on your MP3 player now?
Don't have one.
20. What holiday is your birthday closest to?
CNY.
19. What's your favorite drink?
Water, which makes you pee, Soya Bean Milk, which gives you oestrogen and Ice Green Tea, which kills sperms
18. Do you own any big sunglasses?
Hell no
17. Bed sheet color?
Grey.
16. Ever encountered a shark?
Yeah. A toy shark. So scary.
15. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yeah mum asked me to check on my sister's piano practice. She played for me personally.
14. Have you ever bungee jumped?
No.
13. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
East Coast Park.
12. What's the first thing you notice about the same sex?
I'm not gay.
11. Is it hard to express your feelings to someone?
Do I have much feelings anyway?
10. Why are people such self-centered beings?
Because Jeremy exists
9. Are you sad?
Definitely not.
8. Are you happy?
Very happy.
7. Favorite day of the year?
Chinese New Year.
6. Have you ever licked someone's cheek?
My own.
5. Watched all Spiderman movies?
I think so. I can't be bothered to remember.
4. What are you looking forward to?
Retirement, last day of O Level.
3. Favorite Lucky Charms Marshmallow?
What?
2. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No.
1. Do you want to get married?
No. "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein
Friday, April 10, 2009
Funny Pictures ; 13:46
As usual, people are forcing me to update this stupid blog. This time it's Jing Jie. He's bored.(Also that seems to be everyone's reason)
DISCLAIMER: I got these pictures from countless sources. I can't give any credit, because I've been collecting them over a long period of several years. Some may seem offensive to certain groups of people, so I'll just link them. Please remember that all these are just jokes that weren't created by me. I'm just sharing them.
Classic 300 joke.
I saw this just a few days after I learnt about UN's involvement in the Rwandan Genocide. I have never had a better laugh in my entire life.
Most likely a China thing.
Not a funny picture, but perfect timing.
My second best laugh.
This image isn't funny unless you know about the reporter throwing his shoe at Bush. It was edited from a shoe to many different things such as watermelons, but this is the best edit.
Really fake, but it gave me a chuckle.
I wonder how photographers think of these angles.
Ahahaha.
This picture may be offensives to Muslims. Click at your own risk. God bless you all. http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j26/raichu_ohbeone/1224867123022rg5.jpg
Loser.
Sick.
I got shit of a similar kind with Vista before. One of them was where I was asked to go to some website to search for solutions on how to solve a dead connection. When my connection was dead.
So much for welfare.
lol
Another one.
Math jokes.
More math jokes.
That's my last picture for today. I'm sure I've got more in my computer. If you're searching for more, take a look at sites such as Failblog. It's good. "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Two Quizzes ; 20:29
I was bored. So I basically went to everyone's blog and opened all the links in the tabs. This were the first two quizzes I got, and so I did them. They aren't as witty as the previous ones; I answered them more truthfully. But wherever I found a potential joke, I made one. Enjoy.10 ' Are you's .
1. Are you single : No. Currently going out with Perlicia.
2. Are you happy : Stupid question.
3. Are you bored : Absolutely not. I love doing this.
4. Are you fair : I'm fair and tan at the same time. I'm awesome.
5. Are you italian : No but anyway: *NEWSFLASH*
I once heard this joke:
Two Englishmen and a lady on an island. The Englishmen took gentlemanly turns with her.
Two Italianmen and a lady on an island. They fought and one killed the other for the lady.
Two Americanmen and a lady on an island. They both took the lady at the same time.
Two Frenchmen and a lady on an island. They killed the lady to have each other.
6. Are you intelligent : lol
7. Are you honest : Yes.
8. Are you nice : Yes.
9. Are you irish : Ye- no.
10. Are you asian : See my eyes.
10 Facts .
1. Full name : Joshua Chan
2. Nick : Chan; Noobnerd.
3. Birthplace : Jeremy's favourite place
4. Hair colour : Chetan
5. Natural hairstyle : Bowl
6. Eye colour : Chetan Maxima
7. Birthday : 3 February
8. Mood : Very good.
9. Favourite colour : Chetan Ultima.
10. One place you'd like to visit : Heaven.
10 Things about my love life .
1. Have you ever been in love : I'm dating right now.
2. Do you believe in love at first sight : This is total rubbish. I can write an essay on this.
3. Do you currently have a crush : Several.
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally : Who hasn't?
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart : I tried. >_>
6. Have you ever had your heart broken : I tried too. >_>
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them : Heh. Stupid question.
8. Are you afraid of commitment : Depends on who's committed to what. If it's Jeremy's committment to Singapore, run for your life.
9. Who was the last person you hugged : Pillow.
10. Who was the last person you said i love you to : Never did.
10 This or that .
1. Love or lust : Lust.
2. Hard liquor or beer : Hard liquor.
3. Cat or dogs : Catdog.
4. A few best friends or any friends : Fiends.
5. Creamy or crunchy : Dunno.
6. Pencil or pen : Pen.
7. Wild night out or romantic night in : Wild night in. Awesome.
8. Money or happiness : Both.
9. Night or day : Day.
10. IM or phone : IM hands down. I send on an average 40 SMS per month.
10 'Have You Ever's
1. Been caught sneaking out : Caught sneaking in, rather. :/
2. Seen a polar bear : Zoo
3. Done something you regret : Yes e.g. doing this quiz.
4. Bungee jumped : lol no
5. Eaten food that fell on the floor : On a daily basis.
6. Finished entire jaw breaker : I'm not a damned American.
7. Been caught naked : Not really. But in sec 2 I was filmed during Infocomm, and they could see my underwear.
8. Wanted an ex gf/bf back : Never even had a gf. Or a bf.
9. Cried because you lost a pet : You can't cry if you ate it.
10. Wanted to disappear :
(For those of you who didn't get the joke, the answer to the last question disappeared)
10 Preferences in a partner.
1. Smile or eyes : Eyes. I really love cute eyes.
2. Light or dark hair : Asian.
3. Hugs or Kisses : *censored*
4. Shorter or taller : Shorter.
5. Intelligent or attraction : Damned bimbos who do these stupid quizzes are so not on my list.
6. Topman or Zara : Topman. No idea what this is, but he sounds cool. Topman.
7. Funny or serious : Seriously funny.
8. Older or Younger : Younger.
9. Outgoing or Quiet : Mixture.
10. Sweet or Bad : Sweet.
10 'Have you's
1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd : I think so.
2. Ever talked on the phone for longer than 1 hour : Yes.
3. Ever walked on hands : All kids walk on hands AND legs. Even better!
4. Ever been to a rock concert : Rock sucks.
5. Ever been in a cheerleading team : Yes. I wore skimpy stuffs.
6. Ever been in a dance team : Isn't cheerleading a dance?
7. Ever been in a sports team : No way.
8. Ever been in a drama play/production : School lit stuff lol
9. Ever owned a BMW/Mercedes Benz/Escalade/Hummer/Bentley? : A few. Toy cars.
10. Ever been in a rap video : Stupid question.
10 'Last's
1. Last phone call you made : Police.
2. Last person you hugged : Pillow.
3. Last person you hung out with : i forqot .
4. Last time you worked : School.
5. Last person you talked to : Mother.
6. Last person you IM'd : Alien.
7. Last person you texted : Mum.
8. Last person you went movie with : I honestly can't remember the last time I went to a movie anyway.
9. Last person / thing you missed : Money.
10. Last websited visited : Google
10 people to do this .
1. Tag yourselves.
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11 layers of me .
Layer 1 ; On the outside .
Name : Joshua Chan.
Birthdate : 3rd February 1993.
Current location : Earth
Eye colour : Chetan.
Hair colour : Chetan
Riqht or left : Right .
Zodiac siqn : Cock.
Layer 2 ; On the inside .
Your heritaqe : Sinqaporean . Overseas Chinese.
Your fears : Dickroaches.
Your weakness : Cute virtual people.
Your perfect pizza : What is this?
Your ambitions : None.
Layer 3 ; Yesterday , today and tomorrow .
Your first thoughts when you wake up : What's the time?
Your best physical feature : *censored*
Your bedtime : 9pm.
Your most missed memories : Times of laughter.
Layer 4 ; Your pick .
Pepsi or coke : Carbon.
McDonald's or Burger King : Apple's OS
Single or group dates : No dates.
Adidas or Nike : Osh Kosh
Lipton tea or Nestea : Lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla : Both.
Cappuccino or coffee : Tea.
Layer 5 ; Do you .
Smoke : I'm a good boy.
Take a shower : lolwtf
Have a crush : Stupid question. No.
Think you've been in love : No.
Want to get married : No.
Believe in yourself : Yes.
Think you're a health-freak : Relatives are.
Layer 6 ; In the past month .
Take note that only 4 days of the month have passed.
Drank alchohol : No.
Gone to the mall : No.
Been on stage : No.
Eaten sushi : No.
Been dumped : Didn't even fall in love.
Gone skating : lol no
Dyed your hair : Never.
Layer 7 ; Have you ever .
Played a stripping game : Forget about the game. I stripped in real life.
Gotten beaten up : No.
Changed who you are to fit in : No way.
Layer 8 ; Getting old .
Age you're hoping to get married : 35.
Layer 9 ; In a girl / In a guy .
Best eye colour : Black
Best hair colour : Black.
Short or lonq hair : Long
Layer 10 ; What were you doing .
1 minute ago : Typing this shit
1 hour ago : Typing this shit too.
1 day ago : Typing other shit.
1 year ago : Typing even more shit.
Layer 11 ; Finish the sentences .
I love : you. You love me. Let's team up and rape Barney.
I feel : with my hands.
I hate : you. You hate me. Let's team up and rape Barney.
i hide : in the toilet
I miss : when I throw things at Miss Morni. The target's so small.
I need : you. You need me. Let's...
I'm afraid of : you. You're afraid of me. Let's... "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein
Thursday, February 12, 2009
New Blogskin ; 21:41
It's been three years.The sheep have finally withdrawn from Venice.
.:JEREMY:. says (9:40 PM):
*i mean new pic very ugly
.:JEREMY:. says (9:40 PM):
*change it
.:JEREMY:. says (9:41 PM):
*:( But its just so ewww
.:JEREMY:. says (9:41 PM):
*dunno maybe its just so black-and -white-ish
.:JEREMY:. says (9:42 PM):
*I'm not color blind ya now it feels very emo
.:JEREMY:. says (9:42 PM):
*Emo always balck and white one OH NO!
Whoever agrees ought to die. "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein
Friday, February 06, 2009
Xbox 360 ; 18:57
I bought an Xbox 360 on the 31st of January, after bio remedial! And then I went shopping for more games with Jeremy Jee today. 6 days after I bought it. So this is what I have now:
Sin's Creed
Halo
IU
Lost Planet. Wrong box, should be the platinum hits colonies edition.
SC4
Vesperia
Oblivion
I'm looking at several other games, especially the top stuff such as Gears, Fallout, GTA, etc. However, Fallout and GTA are M18 :/ I've also pre-ordered Star Ocean. I still want to buy a PS3 though. MGS, FF and Little Big Planet look awesome. :o
Also I bought Red Alert 3 and Sins of a Solar Empire for the PC. So much money gone. :/
SO4 "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein
Friday, January 16, 2009
Another Quiz AGAIN ; 15:35
So Jeremy dragged me along to Infocomm to procreate. Create model animals, that is.I made a piggy, a rabbity, an oxie, a roosty and yeah, I've got nothing to do. So Shahirah the Short told me about some quiz on her friend's friend's friend's blog. So I do it.
001. Real name → Chetanjit Singh Sandhu
002. Nickname(s)→ Noobnerd
003. Star sign → Five star jump
004. Male or female → Female
005. Elementary → Mathematics
006. Middle School → You don't know the name of your own school?
007. High School → WILDCATS
008. Hair color → Dyed silver
009. Long or short → Long by Sara's standards. Short by Sarah's standards.
010. Loud or Quiet → You can hear what I'm typing?
011. Sweats or Jeans → Perspiration.
012. Phone or Camera → Camera phone. (thx to Shahirah)
013. Health freak → Mum is. Aunt is. Whole family is.
014. Drink or Smoke? → Drink water, smoked salmon
015. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yeah.
016. Eat or Drink → You do only one?
017. Piercings → From mum
018. Tattoos → No
HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane→ Been on top of one
020. Been in a relationship → A few.
021. Been in a car accident → Made a few.
022. Been in a fist fight → No
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → 3 years old. Old enough to be caned.
024. First best friend → Shun Toll. BFF
025. First award → Primary One, art competition. Mum drew it.
026. First crush → Sec 1, Chetan.
028. First vacation → Zoo
LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to → Me.
030. Last person you texted → Your english sucks
031. Last person(s) you watched a movie with → Aunty
032. Last food you ate → Some chips I stole from Ethan.
033. Last movie you watched → Wall-E.
034. Last song you listened to → Sound Clip 17 (Self-record of me mocking Shun Toll's voice)
035. Last thing you bought → PSP repair
036. Last person you hugged → JESUS... I don't mean Jesus as in Jesus the God, I mean Jesus as in exclaiming "JESUS". Who remembers who they huggedddddd? D:
FAVES:
037. Food → You
038. Drinks →
039. Clothing → Temasek
040. Books → School Handbook
041. Musics → Sound Clip 17
042. Flower → Rafflesia
043. Colors → Chetan
044. Movies → None.
045. Positions → 1st for studies, last for death
046. Subjects → All of them. (I am the King)
IN 2008..... I
Stuff with a - in the brackets means I did it.
047. [ ] kissed in the snow
048. [ ] celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] had your heart broken
050. [-] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [ ] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [-] came out of the closet
053. [-] gotten pregnant
054. [-] had an abortion
055. [-] done something you've regretted
056. [-] broke a promise
057. [-] hid a secret
058. [-] pretended to be happy
059. [ ] met someone who changed your life
060. [ ] pretended to be sick
061. [-] left the country
062. [-] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [ ] cried over the silliest thing
064. [ ] ran a mile
065. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend(s)
066. [-] stay single the whole year
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Air
068. Drinking → Liquid Air
069. I'm about to → Type this
070. Listening to → Shahirah saying "click click hahaha retarded"
071. Plans for today → Go home. Download more animes then watch some weird Hong Kong romance drama with mum.
072. Waiting for → CCA to end.
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → To do it with. Imma paedophile.
074. Want to get married? → No. Girls suck. And so do boys. I'm special.
075. Careers in mind → The Cabinet.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
076. Lips or eyes → Eyes
077. Shorter or taller? → Shorter
078. Romantic or spontaneous → Neither
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → How unbalanced if I choose one
080. Sensitive or loud → Sensitively loud.
081. Hook-up or relationship → Both!
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → Hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → No
084. Ran away from home → Yeah. I was 8. I ran to the back of the house.
085. Hold a gun/knife for self defense → Held a fork.
086. Killed somebody → Too many. Insects. Online monsters.
087. Broken someone's heart → I'm sure I did
088. Been arrested → No
089. Cried when someone died → And cut myself too
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Yes
091. Miracles → No
092. Love at first sight → No seriously, who falls in love with everyone once he sees them? I mean, if I see Chetan, does that mean I have to fall in love with him?
093. Heaven → Doubting.
094. Santa Claus → The clone army in disguise, sure.
095. Sex on the first date → Sex before first date. Which person doesn't know your sex before anything anyway?
096. Kiss on the first date → Nope
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yeah
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → Too much
099. Do you believe in God → Doubting but still holy.
100. This is the 100th and last.
Yeah right. We've got the damned tags.
1. Khoon Hwa
2. Chetan
3. Zainal
4. Khoon Hwa
5. Chetan
6. Zainal
7. Khoon Hwa
8. Chetan
9. Zainal
10. Sarkunan "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein
Monday, December 08, 2008
Another Quiz from Zainal ; 22:30
1. The person who tagged you is?Zainal. Not really, he didn't tag, but yeah.
2.Your relationship with her?
Zainal is a girl? Shit! For the benefit of the readers, all "her" and "she" should be changed to "his" and "him" respectively.
3. Your 5 impressions of her?
Steaming hot.
4.The most memorable thing she had done for you?
He laughs withut making any sounds.
5.The most memorable thing she said to you?
"Eng told Shun Toll to be class manager!"
6.If she becomes your lover, you will?
Pray. Pray hard.
7.If she becomes your enemy, you will?
Heck care.
8 & 9 are missing?
Is this a question? :O
10. What is it that you want to tell her now?
You have small balls.
11. Your overall impression of her?
Bad.
12.How do you think people around you feel about you?
I'm the best person in the world.
13. The characters you hate of yourself are?
I'm loveable. I hate that.
14. The characters you love in yourself are?
I'm hateable. I love that.
15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Not Zainal.
16.For people who care and like you, say something to them.
Go away.
17. Pass this quiz on to 10 people whom you wish to know how they feel about you.
1. Zainal
2. Jing Jie
3. Bryan
4. Zaman
5. Shameer
6. Khoon Hwa
7. Jeremy
8. Wei Jie
9. Tuck Weng
10. Shun Toll
Note: I'm not gonna pass this on to anyone, just for the benefit of the following questions, their names are here.
18.Who is no.6 having a relationship with?(Khoon Hwa)
I can't remember the name. I don't even know who she is, really. I think it's Pincheng.
19. Is no.9 male or female?(Zaki)
Female.
20. if no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?(Jeremy & Shun Toll)
They already are.
21. What is no.2 studying about?(Jing Jie)
Dota.
22.What kind of music does no.8 like?(Wei Jie)
Heavy metal.
23.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?(Bryan)
Last week.
24.Does 1 have any siblings?(Zainal)
2.
25. Will you woo no.3?(Bryan)
Yes.
26.How bout no.7?(Jeremy)
Nah he's around got Shun Toll.
27.Is no.4 single?(Zaman)
Now and forever.
28.What is the surname of no.5?(Shameer)
Indian.
29.What's the hobby of no.10?(Shun Toll)
Shoulder touching.
30. Does no.5 and no.9 get along well? (Shameer & Tuck Weng)
I dunno, but Tuck Weng's pale as a sheet and Shameer's quite dark.
31.Where is no.2 studying at? (Jing Jie)
Hell
32.Talk bout no.1. (Zainal)
He doesn't even deserve to be talked about.
33.Have you tried developing feelings for no. 8? (Wei Jie)
You know what, I tried, so he cut his ankle. Yeah, he's weird, he doesn't cut his wrists.
34. Where does no.9 live? (Tuck Weng)
Duck farm. That's why he's duck wing (tuck weng).
35.What colour does no.4 like? (Zaman)
Colourless.
36.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends? (Zainal & Shameer)
They appear to be, but Shameer secretly thinks Zainal is a piece of shit.
37.Does no.1 have any pets? (Zainal)
His PSP. And his Botak Intan.
38.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? (Jeremy)
Shit yeah.
39.What is no. 10 doing now? (Shun Toll)
Sick stuff. He got excited when he asked what petting meant. "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein
Friday, November 28, 2008
Quiz from Zainal's Blog ; 23:02
1. Do you have secrets?Omg yes *Blushes*
2. Would you fall in love with someone younger than you?
Paedophilia... I only
3. Do you enjoy going to sch?
*Tries to pronounce "sch"* Singapore Conference Hall? I can't say, I haven't been there.
4. Wat would u do with a million dollars?
Spend it.
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Forget about love first, I don't have a best friend you nut.
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Who the f- The latter has more benefits.
7. Who do you idolise?
NOT YOU.
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
If I were the person that was secretly liked, I'd run.
9.Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
Yes. (This question didn't ask for what made me extremely happy. But yeah, it's myself.)
10. Do you have any regrets?
I do. E.g. Doing this quiz.
11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
I'm not a camwhore, so I'd look in the mirror. That's how I'd see myself.
12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
The answer has two letters.
13. What kind of the person do you think the person tagged you is?
Zainal. He sucks ass.
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
The former.
15. What is your favourite colour?
Chetan at night.
16. Would you give all in a relationship?
Which idiot would do that? I'm not giving up every single cent.
17. What would you do if someone whom you hate ask for your forgiveness?
Forgiveness for what? Being hated? Holy cow that's a crime now?
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Depends on the benefits.
19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
The bimbo population is very high now. It's best the avoid them.
20. 6 people I have tagged: Zainal, Zainal, Zainal, Zainal, Zainal, Khoon Hwa
And they've already been tagged.
This is good brain exercise. "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
I'm back again! ; 18:37
ZaiNaL says (6:35 PM):and UPDATE ur blog dammit
*Uses grey magic to revive blog*
:O
Firstly, I would like to reinforce the point that I still think that blogging is generally useless and I still don't love it. I just post here to... Well, why not?
So. Five months since I posted here. Five months of death isn't really that much. So what has happened in those five months?
July:
Bought a R4. Started playing DS games like a madman, such as Final Fantasy Tactics A2 and Mario Kart.
August:
Bought a PSP. Tried to get myself started on three games at one go, namely Crisis Core, Final Fantasy Tactics and Jeanne D'Arc. Was hooked on Luminous Arc and Kirby Squeak Squad on the DS instead. Uncle suffered a heart attack. D: Went to LAN for the first time in my life with classmates. Played CS. It was fun. But I got owned.
September:
Got owned for Term 3 results. Position dropped by 20, no As at all. My micro SD card got corrupted, so all my save files in my DS disappeared. Downloaded DJMAX Portable and could only play level one songs. Got hooked on DJMAX Portable 2. Also began playing Final Fantasy IV, after I got the game for a few months already ._. Bought a PS2 for $200 and began playing Final Fantasy XII. Bought Assassin's Creed, Devil May Cry 4 and Halo 2 for PC.
October:
PSP spoiled. :/ Got owned for exams with all three sciences below 60.
And that's basically what has happened. Nothing much but gaming. Over the course of this five months, I've come to realise that the Xbox 360 > PS3 and I so wanna save up for one. But Metal Gear Solid 4 and Final Fantasy XIII aren't being released for the Xbox 360 (in Asia at least), so I'm sad. D:
Now, I have a very busy leisure agenda. I need to read these books, play these games, and start watching some anime:
BOOKS:
The Wheel of Time Series:
-The Shadow Rising
-The Fires of Heaven
-Lord of Chaos
-A Crown of Swords
-The Path of Daggers
-Winter's Heart
-Crossroads of Twilight
-Knife of Dreams
The Inheritance Cycle:
-Brisingr
The Lord of the Rings:
-The Two Towers
-The Return of the King
The Artemis Fowl series:
-The Time Paradox
The Alex Rider series:
-Snakehead
The Shannara Trilogy:
-The Sword of Shannara
-The Elfstones of Shannara
-The Wishsong of Shannara
Also I'm trying to get myself started on the following series/books:
-The Three Worlds Cycle (The View from the Mirror Quartet, the Well of Echoes Quartet and the Song of the Tears Trilogy)
-The Power of Five series
-The Sword of Truth series
-The Twilight series
That should keep me occupied for a very long time. I think I'll have trouble starting on the Twilight series though; I don't like books written from first person. I prefer the third person perspective much more.
And on the subject of good books, I've read Harry Potter, the Chronicles of Narnia, and a couple of other bestsellers. But this is still the best series that I've read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_song_of_ice_and_fire
The most complicated plot that you'll ever see. The author is wonderful; despite using a fantasy world, he makes the fantastical elements seem so unimportant and the plot seem so realistic, not something unrealistic such as "orphaned hero from village goes out with cool sword, fights evil dark lord, saves the world".
Now, for the list of games I need to play, this only includes story games, so you won't see stuff like DJMAX Portable 2, Mario Kart DS and Counter Strike inside.
Playstation Portable:
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy IX (PSX)
Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA)
Jeanne D'Arc
Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland (GBA)
Of course, my PSP is spoiled right now. D:
Nintendo DS:
Assassin's Creed: Altair's Chronicles
Disgaea DS
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings
Luminous Arc
Kirby Squeak Squad
Kirby Super Star Ultra
New Super Mario Brothers
Super Mario 64 DS
The World Ends With You
And not to mention that Luminous Arc 2 is coming out soon.
Playstation 2:
Grandia III
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts 2
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X-2
Final Fantasy XII
Need for Speed: Most Wanted
Soulcalibur III
Star Ocean 3: Till the End of Time
Tekken 5
Valkyrie Profile 2: Silmeria
And I've got the Suikoden series and a few other RPGs to keep me entertained.
PC:
Age of Empires III
Age of Empires III: The War Chiefs
Age of Empires III: The Asian Dynasties
Assassin's Creed
Civilization IV
Command and Conquer 3
Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath
Devil May Cry 4
Halo 2
Star Wars Battlefront 2
Warcraft III
And I'm still considering taking up DOTA lessons. I doubt I'll be able to play one-eighth of all the games I listed, and I'm still considering buying more consoles lolwut. I can't help it, there are more games that I want to play:
Avalon Code (DS)
Civilization IV: Warlords (PC)
Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword (PC)
Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 (PC)
Dissidia: Final Fantasy (PSP)
Final Fantasy Agito XIII (PSP)
Final Fantasy Versus XIII (PS3)
Final Fantasy XIII (PS3)
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon (DS)
Grand Theft Auto IV (PS3/Xbox 360/PC)
Halo 3 (Xbox 360)
Infinite Undiscovery (Xbox 360)
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep (PSP)
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days (DS)
Luminous Arc 2: Will (DS)
Mario Kart Wii (Wii)
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (PS3)
Soulcalibur IV (PS3/Xbox 360)
Star Ocean 4: Till the End of Time (Xbox 360)
Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
Tales of Vesperia (Xbox 360)
Tekken 6 (PS3/Xbox 360)
The Last Remnant (PC/PS3/Xbox 360)
White Knight Chronicles (PS3)
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. And I still want to watch some anime.
So many games that I want, so many books that I want to buy. And I have to repair my PSP. I've never found myself short of money.
Now, for some real life stuff:
Exams were hard. Yeah. I still can't believe half the level failed A Math. No wonder Mrs Ong didn't sound too disappointed when she was going through our results. It's a good thing that no one in our class was retained. I'm still puzzled over why Mr Eng wants to see each of our parents to collect our report books. Other classes got their report books straight from the teachers.
Chemistry and Physics SPA next week. Quite worried as I usually get inaccurate results and a horrible graph/calculations.
I dunno. :S And I promise I'll talk less about games next time, and more on my life.
EDIT: Spelling corrections made. "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Another Quiz ; 21:45
Meh. This was on Jing Jie's and Michelle's blog.1.What is the question you haven't found a answer to yet ?
Joshua, what is your name?
2.Do you ever turn your cellphone off ?
I forgot that I had one until now.
3.What happen at 10am today?
Bathing.
4.When did you last cry ?
Two years ago.
5.What is your favourite to eat with peanut butter ?
A spoon?
6.What do you want in your life now?
Money and happiness.
7.Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
I go indoors.
8.Whats your favourite thing to have on your bed?
Myself.
9.What bottom are you wearing now?
Clothes.
10.What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
You suck.
11.Do u intend to make a relationship complicated?
I intend not to have one now.
12.Are u wearing anything u borrowed from someone ?
...
13.What was the last movie you caught ?
I can't remember. It was last year.
14.What are u proud of ?
Myself.
15.What does the oldest text in ur inbox says ?
Your curfew is 3pm.
16.What does the last song u sang out loud ?
Mary Had A Little Lamb
17.Do u have any nick name ?
Nerd.
18.What does ur last msg texted says ?
Your curfew is now 2pm.
19.What time u go to bed last night ?
I went to bed at 11. I slept at 2.
20.Are u currently happy ?
I am always happy.
21.Who gives you best advice ?
Myself.
22.Do u eat whipped cream straight from the can ?
I don't EAT whipped cream. I put whipped cream on cakes, noob.
23.Who did u talk on the phone last night ?
I didn't use the phone last night.
24.Is anything bugging you now ?
No. Patience is a virtue.
25.What/who was the last thing/person to make u laugh ?
Myself.
26.Do u wear toe socks ?
The person who made this question sucks bad.
27.Who was the last person u missed a call from ?
Unknown number.
28.Have u ever had ur heart broken ?
Will I ever have a broken heart?
29.What annoys u in a person ?
Camwhore.
30.Do u have a crush on someone ?
Good Lord.
31.In full name , Name the Person you Love & want to be Pampered By.
Myself.
32.What is the colour of ur room?
White.
33.Would u kill someone u hate for a billion dollars ?
Depends on who it is.
34.Do u believe in the saying "talk is cheap"?
Since when could you buy talk?
35.Who was the last person who lied on ur bed ?
Mr Eng.
36.Did anyone see the last person u kissed ?
Never kissed.
37.Do u have a life ?
I am not dead.
38.Have you ever think someone died but they actually haven't?
Who the hell would bother?
39.What is the reason behind ur profile song ?
To be hidden. Yes guys, it's a silent song.
40.Who was the last person u saw in ur dreams ?
Pikachu.
41.The last time u smiled ?
Right now.
42. Have you changed this yr ?
No. As childish as ever.
43.What are u listening now ?
The neighbours running away from me.
44.Are u talking to someone while doing this ?
Myself.
45.Do u walk with ur eyes open or close?
Closed.
46.Is there a quote u lived by ?
I rock.
47.Do u wan someone u cant have ?
I want money and happiness. I have them.
48.Have u ever played an instrument ?
Recorder. <3
49.What was the worst idea u had in weeks ?
Thinking of a bad idea.
50. What were u doing last night at 11pm ?
Reading.
51.Are u happy with ur love life now ?
Very.
52.What song best described ur love life?
Old Mother Hubbard
53.Does the person noe u like him ?
I'm not gay.
54.Who Always Make You Laugh ?
Myself.
55.Do u Speak Other Language other than English ?
Gibberish.
56.Favourite Website ?
http://www.dragonflycave.com/artthieves.aspx
57.What is Ur Middle Name ?
Erasmusebenezer
58.What are u doing tomorrow ?
Tuition. :/
59.What do u think u're like ?
Human.
60.Who will u choose to die with ?
Everybody. APOCALYPSE.
61.Where have u been today ?
Home.
62.What games do u play often ?
Hide and seek?
63.Who are u missing right now ?
Definitely not you.
64.If you have to choose between friend and love, who will u choose ?
I'd choose money and happiness.
65.What are u doing right now ?
This question.
66.Which primary school are u from ?
Read the bar on the right.
67.Name three Colour u Like ?
Black white silver.
68.What Emotion You Like To Show ?
No emotion.
69.What is Ur Life To You ?
I enjoy it.
70.If You have Something troubling You, What Will You Do ?
Nothing troubles me.
71.Who did u last chat in msn today ?
No one. I'm a loner. D:
72.Who do u admire most ?
Myself.
73.Which month are u born in ?
The second.
74.How are u feeling right now ?
Pissed off with this quiz.
75.What is the time now ?
2.54 pm.
76.Where are u now ?
Home.
77.What colour did u use to dye ur hair ?
Orange.
78.Why are u doing this test ?
Because I want to.
79.What do u do when u're moody ?
I don't care about my mood.
80.At which age u wish to get married ?
69.
81.Who is more important to u ? girlfriends or friends ?
Mummy said I'm not allowed to get a girlfriend until I'm 21.
82.Do u think u have enough confidence?
I'm not confident that I don't have enough confidence.
83.Who is the person u trust most?
Myself.
84.Do u believe in seeing after rain?
I can see before the rain and during it too, you know.
85.If u have a dream come true, what will it be?
Lots of money and happiness.
86. What is ur goal for this yr?
Top 20 in level.
87.Do u believe in eternity love?
I believe in eternal love. Brush up on your grammar.
88.What feeling do u love most ?
Happiness.
89.Do u think its global warming now ?
Then what? Global cooling?
90.What feeling u hate the most ?
Fortunately, never experienced it.
91.Do u cherish every friendship of urs ?
No.
92.Do You Believe In God ?
Duh.
93.Who Cares For You the Most ?
Myself.
94.What do you think its the most important thing in ur life ?
Enjoying it.
95.What are the stuffs u cant let go now and forever ?
Myself, my money and my happiness. Praise God. <3
96.What have u done & regreted doing in ur whole life?
Pooing in my pants when I was 12.
97.What would u feel when no one no longer cares for you ?
Is that actually possible?
98.What if ur stead two timed u?
I'd call the police.
99.What do u want now?
A good life.
100.Who was the last person to hug you ?
Not within immediate memory. D: "The intellectual solves problems. The genius prevents them." ~Albert Einstein